'I'm a rower; I have muscles from the nipples down.'
'I have been the kingpin of the Colchester techno circuit since the summer of '13.'
'Becky is the absolute one!'
'I think tinder is just a great way to meet people outside of college.'
'If you haven't tried croquet you really should, it's a savage sport.'
Short series of degree-related 'overheards':
'Driving home late at night blasting Classic FM is better than History Tripos.'
'Even Union socials are better than my degree!'
'Come to think about it, I love everything about Cambridge apart from my degree.'